manyo2013
May 10, 2015
Speeches / *unrolls 2m long piece of paper* - Speech for nomination for Valedictorian [2]
So in our school the valedictorian is chosen by the class and I need to get votes. Usually with these kinds of things the speech needs have humor. So can anyone please read this over and see if it is funny or interesting enough to get votes. btw. Haris is my friend.
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I know you all are busy people so I won't take much of your time.
*unrolls paper* (a long piece of paper, like 2m in length)
Good morning/afternoon fellow students, teachers and Haris, my name is Johnathan and I'm running to be your graduating class' Valedictorian. Before I begin, I would like to give a shout out to Mr. Mills for keeping our halls safe and Amolik Singh for keeping it real on the announcements. Now many of you may not know who I am so, here's a few things about me. I'm 18 years old, 5'11" and I wear a size 13 shoe. my doctor says that I've got phoenix blood running through my veins.
I think it really is a great honour and privilege... for all of you to be sitting here listening to me. Now, you all are wondering what makes this guy qualified to be your valedictorian;
Well, for starters, I work hard, when I start a task, I'll do my best to complete it. Take this as an example, everyday at 10 am, I'm sitting in physics 12, and there are a lot of you that are taking physics 12, so you know what I'm going through. Anyway, our brilliant teacher Mr. T always engages the class and asks questions about the topic at hand. And that one try-hard kid always answers the questions, while the rest of us sleep in on a pile of our own drool. Well you know what, I'm that one try hard kid that always answers the question!
Secondly, I chase my goals; this resolve is fueled by a fire inside of me. A fire that drives me to do better, a fire that no one can put out and this is the same fire that I'm starting to spit out right now.
Finally, as valedictorian, I believe that upon graduation day, I can effectively demonstrate our wonderful school spirit to everyone attending. Now, I may not have been a very visible member in our school's spirit events, but a quote from my boy Winston Churchill implies otherwise, "One must not be in the present to feel a nation's spirit but can feel the same spirit by staying home and playing Call of Duty instead."
Now, I know there are some of you out there, that are afraid to vote for me, because you're afraid that I won't win, and you wanna be on the winning side. Well in order to dispel negativity from those haters, I would like to refer a quote by philosopher and rapper Curtis "fifdy" Cent Jackson, "Love it or Hate it, the underdog's come on-top."
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So in our school the valedictorian is chosen by the class and I need to get votes. Usually with these kinds of things the speech needs have humor. So can anyone please read this over and see if it is funny or interesting enough to get votes. btw. Haris is my friend.
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I know you all are busy people so I won't take much of your time.
*unrolls paper* (a long piece of paper, like 2m in length)
Good morning/afternoon fellow students, teachers and Haris, my name is Johnathan and I'm running to be your graduating class' Valedictorian. Before I begin, I would like to give a shout out to Mr. Mills for keeping our halls safe and Amolik Singh for keeping it real on the announcements. Now many of you may not know who I am so, here's a few things about me. I'm 18 years old, 5'11" and I wear a size 13 shoe. my doctor says that I've got phoenix blood running through my veins.
I think it really is a great honour and privilege... for all of you to be sitting here listening to me. Now, you all are wondering what makes this guy qualified to be your valedictorian;
Well, for starters, I work hard, when I start a task, I'll do my best to complete it. Take this as an example, everyday at 10 am, I'm sitting in physics 12, and there are a lot of you that are taking physics 12, so you know what I'm going through. Anyway, our brilliant teacher Mr. T always engages the class and asks questions about the topic at hand. And that one try-hard kid always answers the questions, while the rest of us sleep in on a pile of our own drool. Well you know what, I'm that one try hard kid that always answers the question!
Secondly, I chase my goals; this resolve is fueled by a fire inside of me. A fire that drives me to do better, a fire that no one can put out and this is the same fire that I'm starting to spit out right now.
Finally, as valedictorian, I believe that upon graduation day, I can effectively demonstrate our wonderful school spirit to everyone attending. Now, I may not have been a very visible member in our school's spirit events, but a quote from my boy Winston Churchill implies otherwise, "One must not be in the present to feel a nation's spirit but can feel the same spirit by staying home and playing Call of Duty instead."
Now, I know there are some of you out there, that are afraid to vote for me, because you're afraid that I won't win, and you wanna be on the winning side. Well in order to dispel negativity from those haters, I would like to refer a quote by philosopher and rapper Curtis "fifdy" Cent Jackson, "Love it or Hate it, the underdog's come on-top."
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