Undergraduate / nyu haiku about midgets (nyu supplement) [14]

midgets: very short,
like haikus. the difference?
i quite like midgets.

it is five o'clock -
name me something that is short,
other than midgets.

and it needs to be
two syllables, exactly
just not "midgets", please.

i like midgets, but
they don't represent me well,
since i am 5'4".

ponies are shortish,
but i quit horseback riding.
guess i need to shrink.

me as a midget?
hard life, but good for essays
and great for haikus.