Speeches / Secretary Speech - "Oh, so you want to be the typing person?" [6]

Your second paragraph, which you use as the lead-in for the main part of your speech, is false. You did not encounter an old friend on your way to deliver your campaign speech. Your friend's non-existent remark did not lead you to compose the rest of your speech just before you deliver it. In fact, you wrote your speech beforehand, even asked others for help, and chose to use an invented anecdote as a rhetorical device. Do you really want to run for office based these falsehoods?