Essays / I have to write a satarical essay about modern day life [3]

Hello, my name is Braeden and I saw this site a few weeks ago but I'm only just getting around to signing up for it. I have a 800 word essay due tomorrow. I have to write a satarical essay about modern day life. I have to have 2 sources ( 2 web pages ) and if I don't pass it in I will be suspended till I do . The reason why I am posting on this website is because I have no idea on what to pick to write about. I can't pick drinking and driving or anything on cellphones. I'm lost for ideas. Please help.