I have to write a satarical essay about modern day life

Hello, my name is Braeden and I saw this site a few weeks ago but I'm only just getting around to signing up for it. I have a 800 word essay due tomorrow. I have to write a satarical essay about modern day life. I have to have 2 sources ( 2 web pages ) and if I don't pass it in I will be suspended till I do . The reason why I am posting on this website is because I have no idea on what to pick to write about. I can't pick drinking and driving or anything on cellphones. I'm lost for ideas. Please help.

Hi

What comes in my mind for "life for modern day life " is technological inventions which has completely changed our lifes in all areas.

You can discuss about advance transportation, communication, medical and many other fields which has changed due to technical advancements.

Good Luck!

I agree! This is a good topic. But there are others, too.

I hope you came up with something great to hand in, but if you did not, I suggest reading other satirical works. Google this:
satirical essay example.

Choose a topic you can get inspired about. For example, maybe you are interested in the way humanity is on the brink of self-destruction. With our industrial pollution and nuclear weapons, we are ready to destroy ourselves. We have already caused the extinction of millions of species!

Start your essay with a topic sentence that you will use at the beginning of paragraph 2. Then, add more explanation and sarcastic comments. Make sure the paragraph is all about that idea.

then, move on to the topic sentence for paragraph 3.

Each paragraph of 4-5 sentences might be about 100 words, so you need 6 body paragraphs. Then, go reread them and think of a cool intro paragraph.

Finally, consider the implications in a sarcastic, (maybe funny) conclusion paragraph.