Essays / Satirical Essay about Stephen Colbert and Politics [4]

Hi...I'm a bit new ( I just started actually...eh..) Anyway...I'm supposed to write an essay on Stephen Colbert, and sadly, it has to be satirical...While, I love reading things of the sort, I have never in my life written one, and I have no clue how to go about it.

Can anyone help? I chose to write about how Stephen Colbert would be a good president, since it was open topic and all...But I dont know where to start! Any help or tips or things? This is torture...