It was a cold stormy day in January, and I couldn't help but notice the many Gypsy orphans struggling to find shelter under a county bench. As I stared at them through my bedroom window, I realized it was completely unethical for me to just sit there and do nothing as these homeless Neanderthals ruin a perfectly mowed lawn.
WOW, first line and I already feel offended.
the last of his kind, a legal Hispanic immigrant
Absolutely unnecessary. And wrong by the way.
I knew it would break his little heart to know someone stomped all over some of his finest work. This was not the first time that I helped Hose
This does not give me the impression you helped him. More that you look down on him and his work.
the J is mispronounced like an H in Spanish. I thank Panda Bear MD, for teaching me this linguistic discrepancy.
Mispronounced??? stop the ethnocentrism for one second, please! and who is Panda Bear MD?
In addition to helping out the Latino community
So you """helped""" him which makes you the white knight of the Latino community? enlightening.
I am also an active member in the fight to end women's suffrage.
And how is that, by calling them horrendous and then comparing them to a big dog perhaps?
I also taught them that living in high mountainous regions is a poor strategy when you're trying to escape the wrath of Chinese samurai warriors, and building nuclear weapons is a far better strategy.
I laughed. Pathetic.
I accepted their shocked expressions, and the look of complete disbelief as the depth of my impact on their lives
Maybe because you had none?
Wow wow wow. I'm not going to comment the rest. I seriously hope this is just a joke and that you did not write this seriously. But in case you did: read your bible. Your essay is full of ignorance, bigotry and ethnocentrism. You missed major (if not all) teachings of the catholic faith.