from a simple Americano to the more complicated Café Breva
Complicated isn't the right word there. I'd go for something like complex or rich
I don't follow normal convention of what coffee is supposed to be about.
This sentence could be better, more on the lines of "But I'm not your typical caffeine junkie"
Merge paragraphs 2 and 3, as well as 4 and 5
I love coffee. I love it any form
I simply abhor Frappes!
...and then you contradict yourself marvelously.
Well, its certainly you... lets see how the admin guys like it, eh?