Mr_Jaggers 1 / - Mar 19, 2014 #1LA33/19/2014Satire AssignmentSenior CitizensAs a boy, I was always taught to respect my elders. This tradition was passed down generation to generation in my family. However, (little did I know that) behind this respected moral lied a dark secret. As men and women age, they lose their mind and motor skills causing them to turn into senior citizens. Now, by themselves, senior citizens are harmless. However, the moment they stepped inside their Cadillac, they become the biggest danger to society.Growing up, I've seen stuff happen where I lived. One thing I'll never forget was the time I almost got hit by a senior citizen pulling out in the Walmart parking lot. From that day onward, I've kept a close on grandma and grandpa (and any other senior citizen) nearby. So please do the world a favor and keep senior citizens away from cars.Author's Note: I personally have nothing against old people. This is just a satire I wrote for class.